Michael wants to know what's going on. Marco, what's going on? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Marko:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I don't know. What's going on, Paul? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Paul:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Wait a minute. Who wants to know? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dwayne:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Michael wants to know.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
David:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
How are those maggots? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Michael Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Huh? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
David:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Edgar Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
If you try to stop us, or vamp out in any way, I'll stake you without even thinking twice about it! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Chill out, Edgar. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Edgar Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[coming to his senses] Right.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Grandpa:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Second shelf is mine. That's where I keep my rootbeers and my double-thick Oreo cookies. Nobody touches the second shelf but me.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
David:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
It is too late, my blood is in your veins. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Michael Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
So is mine!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Grandpa:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
If you read the T.V. Guide, you don't need a T.V.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Max:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don't ever invite a vampire into your house, you silly boy. It renders you powerless. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Did you know that? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Edgar Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Of course. Everyone knows that.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Grandpa:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach, all the damn vampires.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
David:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What, you don't like rice? Tell me Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
David:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Now you know what we are, now you know what you are. You'll never grow old, Michael, and you'll never die. But you must feed!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[about Star] It's that girl from the boardwalk. Is she one of them? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Star floats up] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
She's one of them! And don't tell me it doesn't make her a bad person, Mike.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Alan Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Holy shit! It's the attack of Eddie Munster!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Edgar Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
The bloodsucking Brady Bunch!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
So where're we going? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Michael Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Nowhere. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
So what's the rush? You're chasing that girl aren't you? Come on, admit it. I'm at the mercy of your sex glands, bud.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Got a problem, guys? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Edgar Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Just scoping your civilian wardrobe. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Pretty cool, huh? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Alan Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
For a fashion victim.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Edgar Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Where the hell are you from? Krypton?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Edgar Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You think you really know what's happening here, don't you? Well, I'll tell you something, you don't know shit, buddy. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Alan Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeah? You think we just work at a comic book store for our folks, huh? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Actually, I thought it was a bakery. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Edgar Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
This is just a cover; we're dedicated to a higher purpose. We're fighters for truth, justice, and the American way.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Grandpa:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hey, anything around here that might pass for aftershave? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
How about some Windex, Grandpa? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Grandpa:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeah, yeah, let me try some of that. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Michael Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You have a big date tonight, Grandpa? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Grandpa:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'm going to drop my handiwork by the widow Johnson. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Michael Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What'd ya stuff for her? Mr. Johnson?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night Michael, just like out of a comic book! You're a vampire Michael! My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire. You wait 'till mom finds out, buddy!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Edgar Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You did the right thing by calling us. Does your brother sleep a lot? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeah, all day. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Alan Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Does the sunlight freak him out? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Uh, he wears sunglasses in the house. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Edgar Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Bad breath, long fingernails? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeah, his fingernails are a little bit longer, um, he always had bad breath, though. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Alan Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
He's a vampire all right. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Edgar Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
All right, here's what you do: get yourself a good sharp stake and drive it right through his heart. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I can't do that; he's my brother. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Alan Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
OK, we'll come over and do it for you. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
No! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Edgar Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You'd better get yourself a garlic T-shirt, buddy, or it's your funeral.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
And then his dog started chasing my mom like the hounds of hell in "Vampires Everywhere." 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Edgar Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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We've been aware there's some very serious vampire activity in this town for some time. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Alan Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Santa Carla's become a haven for the undead. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Edgar Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
As a matter of fact, we're almost certain ghouls and werewolves occupy high positions at city hall. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Alan Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Kill your brother, you'll feel better.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Alan Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Holy shit, Vampire Hotel.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Alan Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Aaaaaah! Flies! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Edgar Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
We're on the right trail. Flies and the undead go together like bullets and guns. Come on.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What's that smell? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Edgar Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Vampires, my friend, vampires.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Alan Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
We blew it, man, we lost it! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Edgar Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Shut up! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Alan Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
We unraveled in the face of the enemy! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Edgar Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
It's not our fault, they pulled a mind scramble on us. They opened their eyes and talked.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Alan Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
We don't ride with vampires. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Fine, stay here. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Edgar Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
We do now. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Alan Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeah.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Edgar Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Come on Sam, let's get out of here. Burn rubber! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[the car accelerates, almost driving over a cliff] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Edgar Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Christ! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Burn rubber does not mean warp speed!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Guys, we're on our own. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Edgar Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Good, just the way we like it.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Edgar Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I think I should warn you all, when a vampire bites it, it's never a pretty sight. No two bloodsuckers go the same way. Some yell and scream, some go quietly, some explode, some implode, but all will try to take you with them.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Death by stereo!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Edgar Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Are you OK? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I nailed one of them downstairs with a bow and arrow. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Alan Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
All right, Sambo! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Edgar Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
We trashed the one that looks like Twisted Sister. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Alan Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Totally annihilated his night-stalking ass! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Edgar Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, Nanook helped a little. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Alan Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Death to all vampires! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Edgar Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maximum body count! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Edgar Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
We're awesome monster bashers! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Alan Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
The meanest! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Edgar Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
The baddest!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Alan Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Holy shit! The attack of Eddie Munster!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Alan Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Notice anything unusual about Santa Carla yet? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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No, it's actually a pretty cool place... if you're a Martian! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Edgar Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Or, a vampire! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You guys sniffin' on newsprint or somethin'?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[about Grandpa] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Michael Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Looks like he's dead! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
If he's dead, can we go back to Phoenix?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
There's no TV! Have you seen a TV, Mike? I haven't seen a TV. Do you know what it means when there's no TV? - No MTV!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Are you freebasing, Michael? Inquiring minds want to know.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Grandpa:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Do you know the rule about filling up the car with gas when you take it without asking? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Michael Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
No, Grandpa. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Grandpa:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, now you do.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Alan Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
There's our number on the back. And pray you never need to call us. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'll pray I never need to call you.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Michael Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Look, this isn't a comic book, Sam, these guys are brutal killers. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
So are the Frog brothers!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don't kill me, Mike. I'm basically a good kid.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Paul:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You killed Marco! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Edgar Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeah, and you're next! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Paul:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
No, you're next! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Paul sees garlic in the bathtub] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Paul:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Haha! Garlic don't work, boys! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Edgar Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
TRY THE HOLY WATER, DEATH BREATH!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
My own brother a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire! Oh, you wait 'til Mom finds out, buddy.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Michael Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[looking inside Grandpa's work-room] Talk about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Edgar Frog:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[in background] I'm the head Frog here.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Max changes into a vampire] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Max:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I still want you, Lucy. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[he flashes his tongue out and Sam and Lucy scream while the rest gasp] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Max:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I haven't changed my mind about that.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
David:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[offering Michael a drink of blood] Come on, be one of us.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
David:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Initiation's over, Michael. Time to join the club!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Max:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[reaches for Lucy's hand while strangling Sam] Don't fight, Lucy. It's so much better if you don't fight. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mom! Mom, no! Don't do it, Mom! Mom, don't do it! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Lucy Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mom, no! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Lucy reluctantly decides to abandon her humanity by taking Max's hand] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Sam Emerson复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Mom, no! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Lucy Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Max attempts to bite her] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Paul:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
So, check out, Mikey.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dwayne:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[standing up after almost getting hit by bow and arrow] You missed, sucker! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Only once, pal.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Grandpa:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ouch, my hair!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sam Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I bet you hate garlic, dontcha! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Max:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
No, I like garlic! It's just a little much! It's raw garlic.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Michael Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What's happening to me, Star? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Star:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh, Michael. Michael, I can't tell you. I don't know how to help you. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Michael Emerson:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What's happening? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Star:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[whispers] I can't.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Grandpa:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Lucy, you're the only person I know that didn't improve their situation by getting divorced.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
