"Yû yû hakusho"(2002)

Yusuke Urameshi: I'm so tired of getting electrocuted! Yusuke Urameshi: Whoa Keiko, you seem to be busting out in all the right places. [to Kuwabara] Hiei: Tell me, how does it feel to live in a constant haze of stupidity. [after Kuwabara rants about his new love of Yukina] Yusuke Urameshi: I guess he feel out of love to you. Botan: [sarcastic] : Oh darn... Keiko: Here's your food. Enjoy... don't choke on it. Yusuke: I'd enjoy it if you sat with me Keiko: Why? Yusuke: Just because, ok? [Keiko sits down next to him] Yusuke: This looks great! [Takes a bite of food] Yusuke: This is the best food I've ever tasted in my life. Keiko: Can I go now, dad? Yusuke: [after pause] Want some? Keiko: want some what? Yusuke: Your loss. Uh, so... keiko, I guess you know tomorrow is my birthday, right? Keiko: Yes, I knew that. Yusuke: So... uh... Keiko: so what? Yusuke: By my 18th birthday, I'll be back here, I'll find a way, I promise you. Keiko: and then what? Yusuke: Then lets get married. Keiko: Yusuke, i don't know how my new boyfriend is going to feel about that. Mr. Yukimura: [laughs] It's been a while since the last time I heard one of Yusuke's proposals. He used to play that card everytime you who had an argument as kids. Keiko: You haven't changed. Yusuke: I'm serious. In 2 years i'll be back and we'll get married! Keiko: I don't know buddy I'm going into high school, a lot could happen in that time. Yusuke: Keiko, you know I love you, right? Keiko: Yea, yea, me too... [pulls out a very detailed map] Kaito: I drew this by hand. And yes. It IS to scale. Keiko's Teacher: [after Keiko has finished her book reading] That's "Heart of Darkness", people! Great reading as always, Keiko! Yusuke Urameshi: You shouldn't talk, it makes you sound stupid... [Regards to Koenma's methods on getting him to be a Spirit Detective]

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Yusuke Urameshi

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: He's got me by the balls and he knows it! Keiko: You know what? When you're next to each other you two kind of look alike. He's even got your hair. Yusuke: I'll say the little booger's got my hair. He's got it right between his retarded claws and he ain't letting go... He better not leave me any Spirit surprises. Kuwabara: Shut up! Let go of me would ya? Damn you! You think you could just back out because you're scared? I'm not gonna leave. Not until he comes out of there to fight me. I'm gonna beat you down you punk. Who do you think you are? Who am I gonna fight? Who am I gonna fight? You're supposed to be here. For me. [Regarding Yusuke's Death] Mr. Takanaka: Dammit Yusuke I don't why I don't feel like speaking highly of you, why couldn't you have stayed? You could've made something great out of yourself... [Regarding Shojin's rather ominous incantations] Yusuke Urameshi: Why do I get a feeling that he is not just trying to be cute. Kuwabara: That's it! my head as a trampoline is where I draw the line. Yusuke: don't you think I wanted to use my power and win this thing and go home, of coarse. I just didn't know how to reach it, and I have to live with that. Yusuke Urameshi: What are the chances of a Demon being a total wuss? [Regaring Botan, the pilot of the River Styx] Yusuke Urameshi: How can you be grim if you say Bingo all the time? Yusuke Urameshi: Ugly people shouldn't be allowed to smile that much. Kuwabara: A mulberry is a tree, Kuwabara is a man. And i'll prove it. we all have to die when our time comes, but if we do our duty we don't have regrets, so taste a little piece of my sword toguro! Kuwabara: Urameshi I'm gonna mess your face up so bad the kittens wont even look at you! Yusuke: i've been pathetic. but i won't let you take away any more of my friends Yusuke: You took my teacher, and now i let you take my friend. what the heck do you want from me? Kuwabara: Koenma. You put you're life on the line for Urameshi's fight, now I'm doing the same. Just do me one favor, make my wake as good as his. Koenma: [shocked] Kuwabara... I... Kuwabara: Ok urameshi. it's all you. I did what I could now beat him for all of us. make my death count ok? Yusuke: Fine! You heard fox boy! There's nothing we can do for the old hag if she's already limp. Just gotta keep on truckin... yes sir. I'm gonna go outside and make myself a nice big shiny first place medal, sit in the sun and have a stupendous stupid day darn it. Keiko: Wait! What am I suppose to do with Yusuke here? Botan: Oh, you know, don't they teach you anything in health class? Keiko: What Do you mean Botan? Botan:

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A teenage girl alone in the woods with an sleeping teenage boy?